
I'm not posting the one of teary-eyed Russell; I surprised him with a new wedding ring (he lost his back in October). :)





Thank you to everyone who sent presents (and cards and well-wishes). Merry Christmas!!!























"Knock knock," says Octopus.
Cowboy opens the door. "Nobody there."
"No, no" says Octopus. "You say, 'Who's there?'"
"Ain't nobody there!" says Cowboy.
"I know," says Octopus. "It's a joke."
Cowboy thinks for a second. "Well, dang. It's not a very funny joke."
Octopus laughs. "No, Cowboy. The joke comes after you say, 'Who's there?'"
"Okay," says Cowboy. "Who's there?"
Octopus says, "Lettuce."
"Lettuce?" says Cowboy. "That's crazy talk. Lettuce can't knock on a door."
Cowboy laughs. "That's a great joke, Octopus."
Octopus laughs, too.
Telling Cowboy a knock knock joke didn't work out so well.
But a lettuce knocking on a door is pretty dang funny.













